Blog Numero Uno

This is overly exciting. Blogs are so cool. Though its a tool really. And thats exactly how I'm gonna treat it. This baby is gonna help me reach my one day-old goal of becoming extremely famous. I've picked blogging because I really can't think of one person who has become enormously famous because they were a good blogger. I could pioneer that. Blogging is just the beginning, once this gets me an inch of the spotlight I'll take it the whole darn mile. I have many other talents begging to be discovered, and i'm just as interested as everybody else to find out what they are. At least i hope people are interested...

I'm a very indulgent creature. If i had a choice i would spend my days doing things that i was passionate about. Like taking pictures of pretty things, even eating really good food, or having great sex. Instead, i have a job. Whoever made up the ignorant concept of Work = Money is someone i would love to personally punch in the face. Lets not let him think of any more things. Working isn't so bad sometimes, I actually enjoy it every so often. Not as much as great sex or great food, mind you. But its tolerable. Also, its probably the greatest inspiration for many of my stories, seeing as how i spend 9 hours a day 5 days a week here. For instance, I rub shoulders with a guy whose name i've changed to Stark. Though Stark is actually a much cooler name than said person actually deserves. He got a haircut yesterday or maybe this morning, i'm not exactly sure and i probably shouldn't just assume. So i've narrowed it down to those two times. I've never known a short haircut make someone look MORE feminine but on him it has just that affect. And he's proud of his haircut, like seriously be a man, drink a beer, go watch ESPN and scratch yourself. Dont be proud of your haircut, it makes you way less cool. I'm sure i'll write a lot about Stark but the truth is i'm ignoring him at the moment because i like my days to be filled with happiness and talking to him makes me feel sad for living. I could also call him Eeyore but Eeyore was way cuter than Stark. But the voice is just the same.

So i've been up to my nostrils in work lately. But after i finish being so busy i swear on my whole little life that i'll be more regular with this blog.

As a side note:
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married..now she's about to be 40 which isn't really that old. Unless your Mariah Carey...i mean i would do her..but only until she turned 40 and then after that sorry Mariah, buffet is closed. Gross. And Nick is 27. Age differences normally dont bother me but this is just so weird..he was like in his teens when she was in her prime. I wonder how he feels about that...gahh what am i saying?? he married the oldie. Well more power to them..but i give it 3 months.